Quick Shows Update!

Posted by Administrator on 10/23/2013 to Events

Just a quick ‘n’ sleazy update for all of our lovely customers…our winter show season is ramping up here right away and we want to keep all of you in the loop!

Coming up very soon is the Alberta run of the Taboo Shows. We will be giving away some tickets, so make sure to check our facebook page for more information! Calgary is November 7th through 10th and Edmonton follows very shortly behind on  November 14th through 17th.

As far as community events go, we have started to add a calendar to our newsletters to keep you up to date on where we’re at. Very soon we are helping with Lupercalia’s Hallowed Screams Halloween themed event; very shortly after is Crimson Events’ DRESSCODE on November 10th. This should be a great event, as it’s right after Taboo! COPE Edmonton has also announced a pre-Christmas Kinky Flea Market that is December 14th, and if anyone was at this past weekends’ ASK Kinky Flea they’ll know exactly what a good time these are!

 

That’s all for now folks, catch you next week at the same bat-channel!

Our New Addition!

Posted by Administrator on 10/16/2013 to Products

No, no one’s had a baby! After much time searching for a product in the E-stim world that we would be willing to put our name behind, we have chosen a line that provides all the fun of conventional E-stim products and delivers some extra perks. They are more streamlined and look like they were made this century (I know right, what a concept!).  There will be four different kits to start out with and a large line of add ons with even more possibilities in the near future. Don’t want to give you it all right up front or we’ll break your savings accounts. If you want to try one of these units out in person, we will be demoing them at our upcoming events.

 

Here is some info on these new electrifying little puppies:

               

Series 1 Ebox

- This E-Stim unit is flexible easy to use and very effective. Since its creation in 2004 it has proven to be ideal for beginners and experts alike.

 

The EBox Series 1 is one of the most popular designed for E-Stim units on the market today, and it is easy to see why. Put simply the Series 1 offers complete and total E-Stim control. As well as offering multiple modes, each mode can be manipulated during play to achieve a totally pleasurable electrosex experience. Why use fixed and repetitive modes that become so boring after a while, when you can twiddle and tweak your subject to electroplay heaven? Each colour coded control knob adjusts the output in so many subtle ways it's impossible to describe them all.

 

Remote Series 1 with motion

-E-Stim Remote was the first electroplay unit in the world to feature a motion sensor, and is powerful easy to use and works over a considerable distance. So if you are looking for a way to control your subject from a distance, then the E-Stim Series 1 Remote is for you. With a simple key fob transmitter, and a powerful E-Stim receiver, the Series 1 Remote gives remote control electroplay a new flavour.

 

Using a high quality digitally encoded transmitter and receiver (with a range of up to 50M depending on environmental conditions), together with a dual microprocessor control system you can be sure that the Series 1 Remote Kit offers simple and powerful remote controlled electro stimulation.

 

Intro2Electro Male

-An Intro2Electro™ electroplay power pack created specifically for the needs of a man. Not just the great Series 1 powerbox, but also fantastic conductive rubber electrodes designed for connecting our E-Stim power box direct to the most sensitive areas of the penis.

 

Starting with the most popular Intro E-Stim unit the Series 1, we have added pair of adjustable highly conductive rubber loops, together with all the cables need to connect everything up. The conductive rubber provides a smooth effective contact without any of the usual 'hotspots' common with metal rings, giving an electro experience that is out of this world. The pack is ideal for solo play but is just as much fun when you give the control unit to your partner.

 

Intro2Electro Female

-An Intro2Electro™ electroplay power pack created specifically for the needs of a lady. Not just the great Series 1 powerbox, but also a smooth, versatile and easy to use VeriProbe... a classic insertable electrode.

 

Starting with the most popular Intro E-Stim unit the Series 1, we have added the near classic VeriProbe electrode, together with all the cables need to connect everything up. The Veriprobe is an excellent starter electrode giving smooth effective contact and an electro experience that is out of this world. The pack is ideal for solo play but just as much fun when you give the control unit to your partner.

 

A Box

                As this box is a high priced item,  it will be only brought in on special order. The ABox is a unique    electroplay device created specifically for erotic sound driven electro stimulation. Simple to use and very    effective.

 

                Listening to music is something we all enjoy, so we have combined listening to music with the unique sensations of E-Stim, and created something wonderful... The ABox. Rather than just being sound triggered like a 1970's disco, the ABox is sound driven. The input, whether from the built in adjustable sensitivity microphone or the stereo input, is converted directly to a powerful and controllable electrostim signal.

 

                You can use the built in microphone, or even plug your MP3 player and a set of headphones giving you a sound/electro experience has been described by some as 'out of this world', and by others as 'just plain evil'.

 

The Flick Stimulator Pack

                -A revolution in electro stimulation technology the Flick not only has 7 built-in programs including escalating patterns but is also able to stimulate in rhythm with the movements of the control unit! Whether you simply want to add your own stimulation “beat” or want to stimulate in sync with your own wrist movements during masturbation, this patent pending feature will be like nothing you have tried before! The Flick feature can be slow or fast, soft or hard - it will mimic the sensation that suits your, or  your partners, desire.

                The Flick unit has 24 intensity levels, ensuring satisfaction for all levels of play.

               

                "Flick Feature"
                Pressing the Mode button for 3 seconds will take you into the Patent Pending Flick feature. Simply make motions with the control unit to vary the strength of stimulation but you still have control over the maximum intensity level. The Flick level is indicated by the 5 LEDs on the control panel but the output actually has 50 flick strengths!

 

Our current line-up of add-ons are as follows:

                Sounds

                                6mm microlength

                6mm Regular length

                8mm regular length

                10mm regular length

                Dipstick kit

                Dipstick 6mm regular length

                Dipstick 8mm Regular length

                Dipstick 10mm Regular length

2mm conductive rubber loops

4mm conductive rubber loops

Conductive silicone bullets

Replacement pads

2mm to 4mm pin converters kit

4mm to 2 mm converter kit

2mm to 4mm snap adapter kit

 

 

 

They  also come with a LIFETIME GUARANTEE. In other words if it fails in reasonable use, within your lifetime, and you are the original purchaser, our supplier will endeavor to repair or replace it free of charge. All you need to pay is to get the item back to them, and if it’s older than a year, the return shipping to you. It's that simple.

 

So as you can see, we have a good selection of items to start out with. Read up on the safety aspects before play and have a shocking good time (couldn’t resist).

 

Have fun and play safe.

Critter

 

You Put That WHERE?! - Sounds Edition

Posted by Administrator on 10/9/2013 to Products

Yes, the urethral sound. Most people look at them, grimace, and walk away rather fast and feeling rather awkward. Well, I’m here to tell you that though they are not for everyone, those who use them find great enjoyment from them. Whether it is for personal masturbation or a Dominant using them on their submissive as a punishment tool, someone is getting a great time out of them.

 

First and foremost as always; SAFETY!!! Though these can be a lot of fun, they can also cause a lot of irreversible damage if used improperly.

 

                1. Sanitize thoroughly. I am not going to go into how to sterilize right now, but maybe another blog session I will. Just make sure everything is clean. The urethra is a self-contained and sensitive environment, and you want to keep it happy!! It’s always better safe than stuck with an uncomfortable UTI or bladder infection.

                2. Do not force a sound into the urethra. If it doesn’t slide in with minimal pressure, it should not be forced in. Tears in the urethral wall can lead to infections so it hurts every time you pee (we all know how often that happens), and puncturing the pubococcygeus  (also known as PC) muscle will cause you to be forever in diapers. So start slow and soft, it’s a new thing!

                3. Lube, lube, lube. Go out to your medical supply store and pick up some sterile individual single time use packages of lube. No, sex store lube in a 5 gallon drum is not recommended (for this purpose, anyway)

                4. Sterile gloves, helps to keep the sound sterile. Look up some techniques on how doctors put on gloves for tips on how to do this in the most sterile manner possible.

 

                Ok, now for the fun. These can be used on men and women. The woman’s urethra is much shorter and more curved than the male so beware! I personally can not speak from how it feels on a female as I do not have a vagina or vulva and I have not used them on a lady either. As for how it feels on a man, that I got covered. I have those parts. The first time or two that you do it, it is going to feel odd. Heck, nothing but urine ever goes in there. It’s best to buy a full kit so you can start small and work up to the size that feels best. With the sterile sound, lots of lube you slide it slowly down into your urethra until you feel resistance and stop. Now you start stroking it just as if you were stroking your shaft. In fact, you can stroke your shaft at the same time and now you’re getting twice the pleasure. The reason it feels so good on a man is because the tip of the sound is stroking the prostate. So like stimulating the prostate from the anus, instead you’re stimulating from the inside.

 

                I know a few female D’s that use them on their s’s and they find great joy in this activity. One will make her slave not orgasm for weeks at a time and then when she allows him to remove his cock cage, (she has him clean himself well) she will then slide the lubed up sound into his very neglected penis, causing him to orgasm instantly. The thing I find very entertaining is he’s not supposed to orgasm so it turns into quite a story of how he was punished after. Yes, I’m a sadist, it’s awesome. Some men just really love the feeling of the semen being trapped inside and not able to release right away.

 

                Women, now is your chance - please educate me. Please comment below and tell us about any difference in sensations or techniques for you. Everyone else, share your stories and the fun times you’ve had sounding.

 

Play safe, and have fun.

Critter

New Item Releases - Less than Two Weeks Away!

Posted by Administrator on 10/2/2013 to Products
Hey guys!

In case you haven't been following along on facebook, we are doing all of our new item releases in just 13 days! 

Every year, we do a full show season from October through April; we listen to the things you are asking for, compile a list, figure out what's feasible, and then we bring the items you've asked for to shelves for the next show season! 

This year we have got some great things coming down the pipe. We've worked really hard to get to offer all of you the selection that we currently do, and we're so happy to continue to serve you up with things you may not have even known you wanted.

It's been super hard to contain this information. For the next two weeks, the sales staff is gagged and hogtied in the stock room to keep them from spilling the beans (just kidding, we only do that for shipping purposes between shows :P). We WANT to tell you, but you know what they say about anticipation...

With that out of the way, for all of you folks on our newsletter list, you get to take a sneak peek at the item we are the most excited to bring you. Get your butt on that newsletter list so you can know exactly what we're doing! The newsletter with this information is coming out on October 10th, so you have a few more days to get to it.